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  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson   1 months back

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ http://youtooz.com/

    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

    • Donovan Smith
      Donovan Smith  1 days back

      He ded

    • Ramen
      Ramen  1 days back

      How will pizza get a job now

    • Nerd_World
      Nerd_World  2 days back

      It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out

    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno  3 days back

      HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!

    • クソ子供 okumura
      クソ子供 okumura  3 days back

      @CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you

  • C Day
    C Day  59 minutes back

    When you wanna make a joke but nobody finds it funny so you keep pushing it until it is funny

    • DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/

      No One
      Carson: *throws Youtooz on the ground*
      Some Random Girl: *M o a n s*

      • Legate Leonis
        Legate Leonis  2 hours back

        Travis is the cutest thing in this side of YouTube. Where can I buy one?

        • TeSed Kitsune
          TeSed Kitsune  3 hours back

          _Would you look at that he's made a face_

          • Hey Hey
            Hey Hey  3 hours back

            One day travis really just decided to make his A's look like that. As far as I know no one is taught to do them like that, you have to just decide to do them like that. Wild.

            • KiwiAnimations
              KiwiAnimations  3 hours back

              Large canine

              • Mooshi
                Mooshi  4 hours back

                Why does CallMeCarson's toy look like the principal of Middleschool the Worst Years of my Life?

                • Justin Koker
                  Justin Koker  4 hours back

                  Welp my times as come 0:45

                  • Shooty McSh00ty
                    Shooty McSh00ty  5 hours back

                    15:37

                    • Leonassassin3
                      Leonassassin3  6 hours back

                      *big lion*

                      • KAEDAN JIMENEZ
                        KAEDAN JIMENEZ  6 hours back

                        Sand?!?!?!?!!

                        • Ice Is my name
                          Ice Is my name  6 hours back

                          Is nick high 24/7

                          • MrDozed
                            MrDozed  6 hours back

                            Looking up because you made me feel down

                            • WhoLikeMinecraf
                              WhoLikeMinecraf  7 hours back

                              He clearly like it!

                              • noswaggernoservice
                                noswaggernoservice  7 hours back

                                almost forgot to watch this today

                                • Bag of Marbles
                                  Bag of Marbles  7 hours back

                                  11:22-11:23 “I kinda’ fuck with his vision”

                                  • thegamer 64
                                    thegamer 64  8 hours back

                                    If kernal sanders was president "lets make america finger licking good for only $99.99

                                    • xd Sapphire
                                      xd Sapphire  8 hours back

                                      not gonna lie. thats hot

                                      • thegamer 64
                                        thegamer 64  8 hours back

                                        2:00 you should have made virginia a virgin

                                        • Aiden Pavon
                                          Aiden Pavon  9 hours back

                                          No wonder why fitz is stealing Pokimane

                                          • Pmysta 0
                                            Pmysta 0  9 hours back

                                            I live at the grumpy face next to the tractor on Travis’s

                                            • Alvin Junior
                                              Alvin Junior  9 hours back

                                              carson you should check out this funny weird yt channel its called "the fat service patrol"

                                              • Thatoneguy
                                                Thatoneguy  9 hours back

                                                After like 3 months, I finally get the wood fired pizza joke

                                                • Sir Linkachu
                                                  Sir Linkachu  10 hours back

                                                  It's big lion

                                                  • Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro

                                                    Travis is my favourite character in the call be mars on aimg
                                                    Edit: sorry I was having a stroke
                                                    I meant travis is my favourite character on the call me Carson anime

                                                    • Shannon Stout
                                                      Shannon Stout  11 hours back

                                                      B I G L I O N

                                                      • Squipy 123
                                                        Squipy 123  11 hours back

                                                        This is my favourite video so far 😂😂😂

                                                        • loosechange sentiments
                                                          loosechange sentiments  11 hours back

                                                          Big lion...... he truly has changed My life i know that much

                                                          • Juan Morales
                                                            Juan Morales  11 hours back

                                                            8:01 this will make jason talk

                                                            • Just Лунтяй :D
                                                              Just Лунтяй :D  16 hours back

                                                              From this video nobody don't saw Carson.

                                                              • Jhumar Cuzon
                                                                Jhumar Cuzon  16 hours back

                                                                "My 3 inches went somewhere else"

                                                                Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.

                                                                • Tots 01
                                                                  Tots 01  16 hours back

                                                                  Big lion is so gay

                                                                  • ToiletMorphGaming
                                                                    ToiletMorphGaming  17 hours back

                                                                    This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.

                                                                    • рей 109 EE 2 ッシ
                                                                      рей 109 EE 2 ッシ  19 hours back

                                                                      Uh oh stinky

                                                                      • cool doge
                                                                        cool doge  21 hours back

                                                                        ᵘʷᵘ

                                                                        • Smeaty_K derpplayz
                                                                          Smeaty_K derpplayz  23 hours back

                                                                          "Is that Michigan at the top?"
                                                                          "the great lakes?"
                                                                          " _no its the hamburger helper_ "



                                                                          *Destruction : 100*

                                                                          • Danny Romero
                                                                            Danny Romero  1 days back

                                                                            Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic

                                                                            • marin calkins
                                                                              marin calkins  1 days back

                                                                              1:15 _D A N G E R_

                                                                              • Baby Angelz
                                                                                Baby Angelz  1 days back

                                                                                "Big Lion"

                                                                                • HeadStreekKiller 234
                                                                                  HeadStreekKiller 234  1 days back

                                                                                  At 10:00
                                                                                  When Depression hits

                                                                                  • Stranger Man
                                                                                    Stranger Man  1 days back

                                                                                    10:00
                                                                                    When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.

                                                                                    • Jameszz
                                                                                      Jameszz  1 days back

                                                                                      Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.

                                                                                      • Killian Berreth
                                                                                        Killian Berreth  1 days back

                                                                                        Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.

                                                                                        • LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)

                                                                                          That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada

                                                                                          • SOL- ACTURUS
                                                                                            SOL- ACTURUS  1 days back

                                                                                            Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?

                                                                                            • Horrer SX
                                                                                              Horrer SX  1 days back

                                                                                              This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-

                                                                                              • CatAndTegan
                                                                                                CatAndTegan  1 days back

                                                                                                *_its freaking big lion_*