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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: teamrock.pro/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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  • theresamariee
    theresamariee  17 minutes back

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

    • Bratu Horia
      Bratu Horia  2 hours back

      Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

      • Ashleigh Scanlon
        Ashleigh Scanlon  4 hours back

        I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

        • Ryan Herd
          Ryan Herd  4 hours back

          I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

          • Ali the potato
            Ali the potato  5 hours back

            Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

            • Raisa Ryuna
              Raisa Ryuna  5 hours back

              What happened to your room joana

              • SophieWhiskers
                SophieWhiskers  5 hours back

                Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

                • Nany V
                  Nany V  6 hours back

                  Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

                  • Clarie Crystal
                    Clarie Crystal  6 hours back

                    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
                    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

                    • Creamii Subliminals
                      Creamii Subliminals  7 hours back

                      Seniors: *n o o b*

                      • Disconext
                        Disconext  8 hours back

                        I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

                        • Anita K
                          Anita K  8 hours back

                          4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

                          • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

                            Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
                            also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

                            • Jesse Ortega
                              Jesse Ortega  12 hours back

                              Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad

                              Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

                              • HowdyGents
                                HowdyGents  13 hours back

                                Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

                                • Crispy Chicken
                                  Crispy Chicken  15 hours back

                                  DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

                                  • DAVE? Official Fanpage
                                    DAVE? Official Fanpage  16 hours back

                                    God dammit Samantha

                                    • Matthew Barnette
                                      Matthew Barnette  16 hours back

                                      "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."

                                      'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

                                      • Alex Stansbury
                                        Alex Stansbury  16 hours back

                                        She's a modern day Velma

                                        • ketsia
                                          ketsia  21 hours back

                                          Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

                                          • Tessa Byers
                                            Tessa Byers  23 hours back

                                            My first day of school was on August 15th😂

                                            • Blake Johnson
                                              Blake Johnson  24 hours back

                                              Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

                                              • The Magnificent WICKED
                                                The Magnificent WICKED  24 hours back

                                                Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


                                                Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

                                                • John Smith
                                                  John Smith  24 hours back

                                                  Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

                                                  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
                                                    Kpop Ruined My lifeu  1 days back

                                                    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

                                                    • ThatAwkward Vampire
                                                      ThatAwkward Vampire  1 days back

                                                      Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

                                                      • Steve McQueen
                                                        Steve McQueen  1 days back

                                                        YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

                                                        • Eren Datass
                                                          Eren Datass  1 days back

                                                          peter pan screams, be careful u guys

                                                          • Lizzy Grant
                                                            Lizzy Grant  1 days back

                                                            *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

                                                            • Theresa Carmen
                                                              Theresa Carmen  1 days back

                                                              Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

                                                              • Ana Taylor
                                                                Ana Taylor  1 days back

                                                                One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome YouTubers on the platform

                                                                • Boy Wonder
                                                                  Boy Wonder  1 days back

                                                                  She need me

                                                                  • Isaac Hunter
                                                                    Isaac Hunter  1 days back

                                                                    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

                                                                    • Doh a Deer
                                                                      Doh a Deer  1 days back

                                                                      4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

                                                                      • SlowMoJoe9
                                                                        SlowMoJoe9  1 days back

                                                                        C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

                                                                        • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

                                                                          To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

                                                                          • Abu Asliha
                                                                            Abu Asliha  1 days back

                                                                            0:38 thought she was holding a candle

                                                                            • Tara Jones
                                                                              Tara Jones  1 days back

                                                                              I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

                                                                              • Allegra Tigani
                                                                                Allegra Tigani  1 days back

                                                                                What is she studying

                                                                                • Jonas Grumby
                                                                                  Jonas Grumby  1 days back

                                                                                  Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

                                                                                  • Dominic Durant
                                                                                    Dominic Durant  2 days back

                                                                                    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

                                                                                    • adri katzin
                                                                                      adri katzin  2 days back

                                                                                      yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

                                                                                      • Jose Carlos
                                                                                        Jose Carlos  2 days back

                                                                                        Back to school shmooping? América explica

                                                                                        • Falling Beauty
                                                                                          Falling Beauty  2 days back

                                                                                          Mom is turning into grandma

                                                                                          • Rattler
                                                                                            Rattler  2 days back

                                                                                            OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

                                                                                            • *Call Me PB please*
                                                                                              *Call Me PB please*  2 days back

                                                                                              AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

                                                                                              • Nicole G
                                                                                                Nicole G  2 days back

                                                                                                Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

                                                                                                • lazyeye x
                                                                                                  lazyeye x  2 days back

                                                                                                  WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.