Everything Wrong With Captain Marvel In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • Dr. killpatient
    Dr. killpatient  27 minutes back

    It also, helps that Samuel Jackson doesn't look like he's aged much since the early 1990's. I just rewatched "Jurassic Park ", & actually, Jackson's better looking, & ( ironically, ) younger looking now.Amazing, what being rich, & living the good life can do for you.

    • Isaiah Franklin
      Isaiah Franklin  17 hours back

      Stan Lee’s intro was the best part about this movie, everything after was 🗑

      • Samantha Saunders
        Samantha Saunders  1 days back

        You forgot to sin her flawless hair. I mean that has to be a super power to 90% of the time have perfect hair. Even after flying back to Earth from space.

        • Shadowbringer1195
          Shadowbringer1195  2 days back

          Everybody's gangsta till captain marvel gets that gay haircut.

          • Edward Hulse
            Edward Hulse  2 days back

            0:42 they’re not an incomprehensible series of letter and number characters. Like captain marvel says in the movie, they’re state vectors.

            • Lauren Nicole
              Lauren Nicole  2 days back

              Man I hated this movie

              • valent666
                valent666  3 days back

                Samuel L. Jackson CGI just ruined the damn movie, its clearly ugly

                • Xen Xander
                  Xen Xander  3 days back

                  She got her power from the tesseract which is just the power stone. This is why I do not buy how powerful she is.
                  Literally, how can she wrestle Thanose when all she had was a fraction of the power stone's energy, and nothing more, when Thanose has all stones in his glove?


                  It's pure bullshit.

                  • Wanda Gonzalez
                    Wanda Gonzalez  4 days back

                    First of all captain marvel is good asf and your wack ass shit if you don’t like captain marvel

                    • DaemonCaedo1
                      DaemonCaedo1  4 days back

                      EWW with captain marvel.... brie larson.

                      • nate word
                        nate word  4 days back

                        this movie was ass

                        • Joshua Nf
                          Joshua Nf  5 days back

                          Thor would still kill her

                          • Drogin889
                            Drogin889  5 days back

                            It says in 16 minutes or less but the video is 17 minutes, damn this is a bad movie.

                            • Master Pierce
                              Master Pierce  6 days back

                              85% of the movie is a sin of all sins

                              • jude steiner-hall
                                jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                12:25-12:30
                                LMmutherfingAO 😅

                                • jude steiner-hall
                                  jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                  9:44 Skrulls gotta eat yo

                                  • jude steiner-hall
                                    jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                    Wounded petting a kitty is a great backstory for Fury's bad ass eye patch

                                    • jude steiner-hall
                                      jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                      3:03
                                      Lil'heilm scream?
                                      What's that?

                                      • jude steiner-hall
                                        jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                        7:35, Total dick move destroying a small business owner's jukebox

                                        • jude steiner-hall
                                          jude steiner-hall  1 weeks back

                                          I like the Marvel opening logos.

                                          It's...foreplay! ;)

                                          (And, yes, props to and remembrance of Stan is touching. He made the universe.)

                                          • imTheMrBEAN
                                            imTheMrBEAN  1 weeks back

                                            What a lame reason for Nick Fury's eyepatch. A fucking cat? You'd think someone like him got shrapnelled by somekind of space overlord's attack or something.

                                            • Tornadic Ace
                                              Tornadic Ace  1 weeks back

                                              But there is a follow up to Stan, Bad Guy.

                                              • shadesofmysoul
                                                shadesofmysoul  1 weeks back

                                                so i saw this movie twice and in the first theatre apparently no one had ever scene a cat puke before because during the end scene with Goose people were very loudly going "wtf is happening?" the entire scene and there i was laughing my ass off because i've had cats my whole life and knew from the first shoulder twitch what was about to go down haha

                                                • Layton Shifflett
                                                  Layton Shifflett  1 weeks back

                                                  Do avengers endgame

                                                  • deshawn brown
                                                    deshawn brown  1 weeks back

                                                    Time isn't a line, it's a loop. Therefore, she always heard them at that exact time cause they always were digging in her memories at that exact time and always will be.

                                                    • nafia morris
                                                      nafia morris  1 weeks back

                                                      thinking "SJW" is a "complimentary" term deserves a sin

                                                      • DJ GILLON
                                                        DJ GILLON  1 weeks back

                                                        I hate this movie and she’s also super OP

                                                        • Bass Therapy
                                                          Bass Therapy  1 weeks back

                                                          This movie was shit.

                                                          • TrojanSalesmen
                                                            TrojanSalesmen  1 weeks back

                                                            the movie was so bad though lol

                                                            • yagm 1977
                                                              yagm 1977  2 weeks back

                                                              Yo barbie girl would have been fucking awesome

                                                              • Danny Pike
                                                                Danny Pike  2 weeks back

                                                                It’s unfortunate that you are a SJW. I pray you aren’t one of the bad ones.

                                                                • Kilroy 5150
                                                                  Kilroy 5150  2 weeks back

                                                                  Well, you focused on a lot of points in your video.....except for the really important facts: 1) The "real" Captain Marvel was a man named Mar-vell. 2) The real Captain Marvel got his power from energy bands, not from an experimental ship drive exploding (stupid reason). 3) There was no relevant relationship between the real Marvel and Fury. 4) Carol Danvers was really "Ms Marvel" was was renamed because of the Feminist movement and for no other good reason. 5) Monica Rambeau was Captain Marvel (in name only) long before her. 6) The real Captain Marvel was never that powerful and the "faux" Captain Marvel (who got her powers though one of the STUPIDEST ways possible, a wish machine) isn't that powerful either.


                                                                  What this movie is, in reality, was a Feminist push into Marvel to force the idea of "PC makes right" and the ONLY reason this movie made money was because it was dropped in front of Endgame and people "thought" it was going to have a tie-in with Endgame.


                                                                  This movie, in it's self, IS "the" sin.


                                                                  I will say it one more time: PC people.......LEAVE MARVEL CHARACTERS ALONE. Stop changing their sex & race just to sell movies.

                                                                  • N7 Tigger
                                                                    N7 Tigger  2 weeks back

                                                                    We have deleted all the sins because they were done by alt right trolls.

                                                                    • Standard PlaneTV
                                                                      Standard PlaneTV  2 weeks back

                                                                      1000000000000 sins for brie Larson

                                                                      • Shaun Seegmiller
                                                                        Shaun Seegmiller  2 weeks back

                                                                        Your level of pickiness is outrageous. I found the movie to be very bland but you're just sinning stuff that nobody saw or thought about or cared about. Made it to the 5 min mark then couldn't watch anymore. Your sin video is worse than the movie...

                                                                        • Captain Cataclysm
                                                                          Captain Cataclysm  2 weeks back

                                                                          What part of *Everything* wrong with Captain Marvel do you not understand?

                                                                      • Chris Licata
                                                                        Chris Licata  2 weeks back

                                                                        You ARE SO GOOD! You are hilarious.... love your stuff!,,,

                                                                        • Jamie Pritchard
                                                                          Jamie Pritchard  2 weeks back

                                                                          Only 97? 🙄

                                                                          • goku uchiha
                                                                            goku uchiha  2 weeks back

                                                                            "Ah aqua-marvel" lol I almost died laughing.

                                                                            • Ryan Stoner
                                                                              Ryan Stoner  2 weeks back

                                                                              ok does this guy not take into account context

                                                                              • tony richards
                                                                                tony richards  2 weeks back

                                                                                this pile of shit should of got 3000 sins biased much

                                                                                • Michael Munns
                                                                                  Michael Munns  2 weeks back

                                                                                  To answer your question, yes. You change your memories every time you remember them.

                                                                                  • Matthew Smith
                                                                                    Matthew Smith  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Actually science has proven that every time you look at a memory, it changes slightly.

                                                                                    • Jamie Pritchard
                                                                                      Jamie Pritchard  2 weeks back

                                                                                      @Matthew Smith Ah, right. I think I misunderstood what you meant in the first place 😁

                                                                                    • Matthew Smith
                                                                                      Matthew Smith  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I regret to inform you that I am not a scientist, so the very deep specifics elude me. But i have 2 sisters and it's interesting to find that when we go over the same childhood memories, we all remember the same events slightly differently.

                                                                                    • Jamie Pritchard
                                                                                      Jamie Pritchard  2 weeks back

                                                                                      How?

                                                                                  • Oscar Wong
                                                                                    Oscar Wong  2 weeks back

                                                                                    They used all makeup for Samuel L. Jackson’s face, no cgi

                                                                                    • Wayne Goddard
                                                                                      Wayne Goddard  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Can you add a sin for having a minecraft character in the lead role. Brian Larsson has no hips and a square head. Also add a sin because Brian directed and starred in a film about unicorns after this. He’s trying to come across as an actual female. Bloody unicorns.

                                                                                      • Reed R
                                                                                        Reed R  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Phenomenal job--as always. I saw a few more:
                                                                                        -how slowly their movements were in the opening fight scene (and as you so wonderfully noted, their banter while doing so)
                                                                                        -Wasn't "S.H.I.E.L.D." a relatively new name during the Avengers movie? I seem to recall Tony Stark commenting on its length, and Coulson saying they were working on that...which means they would have been "working on that" since 1995? It took them that long to notice the acronym?
                                                                                        -How does Captain Marvel know how to ride a motorcycle?
                                                                                        -What was the salary in the Air Force in the 1980s and 1990s? That's a big house and a lot of land for a single-income family--AND a private plane‽ Rambeau must've done quite well for herself.
                                                                                        -How did Fury get to the bar before Carol--and how did he know she'd even be there?
                                                                                        -Carol is not familiar with the phrase "Welcome Wagon, " and that's to be expected, considering she's still "Vers" for the most part--an alien who wouldn't understand lingo, even if she was able to instantly translate a language. So how did she immediately understand what to do when Fury said, "Lose the flannel?" She also understood what "cuckoo" meant, and immediately knew what a tea kettle was for, when proving she was an "alien" by putting her hand on it and boiling the water.
                                                                                        -Rambeau comments "...back then the Air Force wasn't letting women fly combat" as if in the present setting (1995) they are now allowed to (as if she is one of them). Which would be fine, if there were any black female Air Force fighter pilots during that time. There weren't. The first wasn't commissioned until 2000. I understand that Hollywood wants to promote powerful women and diversity, but maybe pick a different character story for Rambeau. That's like scripting a black baseball player in the MLB five years before Robinson crossed the color barrier.
                                                                                        -And of course, Rambeau (a human, and very nascent fighter pilot) destroys a highly-seasoned Kree pilot (who was the "star of Starforce" prior to Vers), flying a technologically-superior spacecraft--in a dogfight.
                                                                                        --the portrayal of how Fury lost is eye

                                                                                      • Rachel Greig
                                                                                        Rachel Greig  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Everything wrong with this movie - Brie Larsson (she has resting bitch face, wooden actress & I just hated this movie cause of her) imo anyway sorry, not sorry 😩

                                                                                        • Yamatai Nagisa
                                                                                          Yamatai Nagisa  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Lola VFX did some special effects for Captain Marvel and Samuel Jackson face and thinner body shape.

                                                                                          • RWS12234
                                                                                            RWS12234  3 weeks back

                                                                                            Spent the first 70 minutes of this movie totally confused. The last 20 were pure enjoyment.

                                                                                            • Zoom Zolomon
                                                                                              Zoom Zolomon  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Agreed. Captain Marvel could've been one of the MCU's best films if the whole movie was like the last 20 minutes.