Meanwhile... Things That Only Happen To White People

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  • Published: 04 October 2019
  • Meanwhile... A police officer showed a teen how to tie his tie during a traffic stop. You can read all about it in Meanwhile's favorite magazine about things that only happen to white people. #Colbert #LSSC #Meanwhile

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  • Diana Nana-stay Soenarie
    Diana Nana-stay Soenarie  21 hours back

    HILARIOUS!!! 😁😂🤣

    • KiwiTrekkie . nz
      KiwiTrekkie . nz  1 days back

      "Things that happen only to white people" should be a recurring segment.

      • John D Post-Stone
        John D Post-Stone  1 days back

        What ever happened to, Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions?

        • Tawakalt Oseni - HKF
          Tawakalt Oseni - HKF  3 days back

          Disney sees you. Loool

          • Tawakalt Oseni - HKF
            Tawakalt Oseni - HKF  3 days back

            Disney sees you. Loool

            • Luann Nelson
              Luann Nelson  3 days back

              I had a friend in high school who said his granny could speak in tongues while hunting in her purse for a piece of gum.

              • Ria Elena
                Ria Elena  3 days back

                I am a Muslim now and have been for 16 years. However growing up I tried out several churches. I grew up in a regular christian church with no denomination. Simply christian church. We had our neighbor Methodists and a little down the road baptists. Now in the city about 40 minutes away there was the holy rollers. We always called them that. It was actually a completely white church ( virginia /west virginia lines)
                Now I had began studying Islam then and I had been living in Morocco maybe 2 years. I was then 18 years old and had traveled there with my mom who had a small company there. When the company closed we moved back and though i had inwardly accepted Islam , my grandparents pressured me to go back to church.
                Now I had never seen this type in person only on tv. So when i walked in and people were running the aisles, throwing themselves on the floor, and doing their " tongues" I didnt know what to think. Was this a zoo or a church? Now their Tongues they said "came to them" that each person had their own tongue and they had to find it and then it would release their inner heart and soul and open more to God.
                Now growing up in the christian church we knew tongues meant speaking other languages. That particular verse in the bible they use for the support of "tongues" was referring to when God made all the people speak different languages so they couldn't understand each other because all they did was fight. Branching out afterwards into the various languages that exist in the world.
                They take it as we each have an "inner" tongue that we have to use. Now tell me... how do you get that you have your own language deep within? You got english folks. Sorry thats what you got. Others got spanish, some french, some arabic. You got the bloodline of english speakers. Thats it . That is your tongue and your language. Unless you choose to learn another or have a mixed family, this is your tongue. So you speak in your language. Not random gibberish . ooo la la ba ba gh ta lalaaaaaa...
                Now i was encouraged to speak "tongues" which i couldnt. I had no idea what to do. I listened to others near me spouting off sounds. What i realized is these people find a particular sound or set of sounds they like and just keep repeating. I went to this church with them for several months and got used to knowing what each person who sat near me did. It was never anything new. Just the same repeated sounds.
                They were also very high pressure. There was no cutting hair, wearing pants, or anything like that for females. They also could not marry outside of the church if they grew up in it. So girls i spoke to said, well our pickings are few there is only 2 boys i can choose from and one is my brother. So sadly i will end up having to marry ______. I felt sad for her. They walk around with oil and expect to see you in your "tongues" state and they want to come and anoint you and keep praying over you as you are to shake and quake and some fall to the floor.
                Nicest people you can find but weird as hell. To this day i do not understand how educated we are in our country that we can fall for these types of things without sitting and thinking... Is this a logical way to reach God? Is this an acceptable form of prayer? Throwing ourselves around, running, and screaming nonsense?

                • lcozzarelli
                  lcozzarelli  4 days back

                  @4:26 ...is that the ‘farting preacher’?

                  • naywahn
                    naywahn  4 days back

                    "...NA-NA NA-NAAAAAA!"

                    • Tommi Jyurro
                      Tommi Jyurro  5 days back

                      And everyone wonders why I think religion is full of $#!+.

                      • Discovermyview
                        Discovermyview  5 days back

                        Well, this spectacle should show you that "speaking in tongues" is a giant scam game. If he was really "full of the spirit" he wouldn't be distractable. Guess his God just isn't that interesting.

                        • Jerry Olson
                          Jerry Olson  5 days back

                          Colbert is such a douche

                          • Tinthia Clemant
                            Tinthia Clemant  6 days back

                            And yes, if the pastor asked for hundreds of dollars from his followers, they'd send it. Via PayPal?

                            • Jah Luke
                              Jah Luke  6 days back

                              What has this world come too?! I turn off my phone in church! To hear the word! This pastor is lost and needs God! 😂😂😂

                              • kai duCoeur
                                kai duCoeur  7 days back

                                OMG! Full freaking stop.

                                • Kel Green
                                  Kel Green  7 days back

                                  I like the Meanwhile stories but hate the opening. I just forward it a minute into the skit.

                                  • 357CLOUDY Black Feather

                                    Help us.

                                    • Jack K
                                      Jack K  7 days back

                                      Things only black...sorry that’s racism

                                      • 9 Trillion Hours Ago.
                                        9 Trillion Hours Ago.  1 weeks back

                                        Orange man bad.

                                        • Sapphire Riddles
                                          Sapphire Riddles  1 weeks back

                                          That dude is def searching his phone for the next thing to say

                                          • Sherrie Myrie
                                            Sherrie Myrie  1 weeks back

                                            Organized religion in a nutshell.😆🥴

                                            • nachtegael W
                                              nachtegael W  1 weeks back

                                              Disney sees you 😬

                                              • Primetime 210
                                                Primetime 210  1 weeks back

                                                I thought that pastor was going to say BK have it your way.
                                                Yes Lord Yes Lord Yes Lord

                                                • Nashea Everhart
                                                  Nashea Everhart  1 weeks back

                                                  Why would a man stopping to help a younger man tie his necktie be 'A thing only white people will do???" 🤨🤔😤🤫🤫🧐

                                                  • God doesn't have a gender you fag

                                                    Isn't it 'things that happen to us?' because you are white too

                                                    • seker7
                                                      seker7  1 weeks back

                                                      Everyday Inbred Jezuz Freaks and t..Rumpies show their Moron-idity

                                                      • Josh Leverton
                                                        Josh Leverton  1 weeks back

                                                        Democrats

                                                        • Donna Wilson
                                                          Donna Wilson  1 weeks back

                                                          even though Perry Stone's clip was kinda funny, i can attest that when speaking in tongues you can still do multiple things. for instance if i was a polyglot i can still speak many languages and still wash dishes while talking and praying at the same time. lol.... as a believer who does actually speak in tongues i can see how that looks strange to ppl. but also as a believer i can also say that he shouldn't have been that distracted and should have been focused on communicating with God because like the other poster said,- that was the longest unnnhhhhhhhhhh in history. he was distracted by reading the text which can still be done while speaking in tongues. ijs

                                                          • Layla Abdush-Shaheed
                                                            Layla Abdush-Shaheed  1 weeks back

                                                            It just looks like he wrote his script on his phone and forgot his lines.

                                                            • Fred Hamann
                                                              Fred Hamann  1 weeks back

                                                              I believe that is one of trumps spiritual advisors

                                                              • Tye Tass
                                                                Tye Tass  1 weeks back

                                                                Except when it happens to white people

                                                                • Rawflcounsel76
                                                                  Rawflcounsel76  1 weeks back

                                                                  AT 2:03, that looks like some GREAT tea, what is in it??? ooohhh nothing too fancy, just some LSD

                                                                  • Da Mi
                                                                    Da Mi  1 weeks back

                                                                    👽 It’s about time we have this comical analysis of WHITE PEPO! I LOVE IT! 💋 STEPHEN 💋

                                                                    • Eric Andrews
                                                                      Eric Andrews  1 weeks back

                                                                      https://www.wlfi.com/content/news/Load-of-frozen-bagels-scorched-when-semis-axle-catches-fire-562440131.html?fbclid=IwAR0Vcdvd4kxI30bvrboN0cY_tZZJwPKTuDUvI05g-UqRsAvsYxL9xVv4PfI

                                                                      • SemiAware
                                                                        SemiAware  1 weeks back

                                                                        Maybe he was getting a text from God.

                                                                        • carmay3600
                                                                          carmay3600  1 weeks back

                                                                          lol Oh my goodness! I am hoping that the pastor was reading his sermon notes off his phone. Absolutely hilarious!

                                                                          • BRIAN
                                                                            BRIAN  1 weeks back

                                                                            Black juror sentenced to 10 day for turning up late. White actress committs college and IRS fraud and get 14 days suspended. American justice for all.

                                                                            • Cash Carti
                                                                              Cash Carti  1 weeks back

                                                                              Great content 😝

                                                                              • Vermi Hax
                                                                                Vermi Hax  1 weeks back

                                                                                How is this real? Lol

                                                                                • Songs Mirth
                                                                                  Songs Mirth  1 weeks back

                                                                                  My fellow Americans I beg you to read this article I found by accent three days ago. It explains everything about Trump. "Beyond Reason: Mental Retardation: An Overview." It's totally Trump. I didn't know many retarded people look as normal as you and me. And that many don't understand what morals are! That's why he openly went with other women when he was married. He doesn't think it's wrong. He's that simple minded. It explains why Putin put him in office. Because he hates America and he knows Trump's retarded. He wants to embarrass America and the pathetic part is that a lot of retarded people look up to authority figures as Trump does to Putin. That's why Putin, the psychopath, has to see Trump once and awhile. To give him orders like he did in Vietnam on the first Veteran's Day when he was in office. He was suppose to be there for a summit but after talking with Putin, Putin sent him home! To embarrass America again he called a draft dodger to Vietnam on that sacred day to spit on America and all our allies who fought in that war. And Trump doesn't understand why Putin is doing. He actually is so simple he thinks Putin and Kim are his friends. Putin told Kim and Xi when Trump was first in office what was wrong with Trump and how to win his favor because they all know Trump is retarded so they use him and by extension America. Communists controlling America by Trump. I ask you again to read this article. It explains so much. And it explains why people are trying to protect him so the world won't find out that the President of the United States is retarded. . . :( We've got to get him and Steve Miller out. Read Steve's biography. It proves he endorsed a man who is a Neo-Nazi! He denies it now but it's the truth and he infects Trump (the authority figure) into kidnapping those children and putting them in a concentration camp. And their parents in prison. It also explains why Trump doesn't love his kids or his grandkids. Calls them brats. It's because he's no capable of loving anyone but himself. :( It goes on and on. Why Trump said nothing about those kids he got killed. Why he doesn't feel anything he's done is wrong. He just doesn't have feeling for people the way most people do. :( Please read it. Songs

                                                                                  • Darren Skjoelsvold
                                                                                    Darren Skjoelsvold  1 weeks back

                                                                                    He is a con man. All these televangelists are just scamming people and it's got to stop.

                                                                                    • ASMRtist
                                                                                      ASMRtist  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Good intro to this one

                                                                                      • Fletch Davidson
                                                                                        Fletch Davidson  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Perfect

                                                                                        • Dj ROCKIT
                                                                                          Dj ROCKIT  1 weeks back

                                                                                          When he telling his Lord to have his way and then he makes that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sound...
                                                                                          I was like Bro, what are you in too with your Lord???? I mean he did say he Prayed for...
                                                                                          DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE, DELIVERANCE!
                                                                                          (And the banjo music plays)

                                                                                          • Charles Hepburn II
                                                                                            Charles Hepburn II  1 weeks back

                                                                                            He doesn't even hold sacred what he professes to be sacred. I can see checking the time on your phone if you are trying to wrap up your talk/prayer at a specific time... but he went too far.

                                                                                            • all_late_gamer56
                                                                                              all_late_gamer56  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Haha that's funny,but if it was titled "Things that only happen to black people" then people would have a problem. Good thing it isnt about black people, only white people haha guys.

                                                                                              • saultube44
                                                                                                saultube44  1 weeks back

                                                                                                You don't get it Stephen, God now uses text messages xD

                                                                                                • sclol707
                                                                                                  sclol707  1 weeks back

                                                                                                  Aww the traffic stop and tie teaching is adoreable i love that story.