Bill Maher's Funniest New Rules #5


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  • John Nycto
    John Nycto  19 hours back

    0:12 that's when they wrote "With a little help from my friends".

    • Dano1947
      Dano1947  2 days back

      You like rough and ready, it already exists, in France. Toilet paper so stiff you can actually write home to mom on it. No joke!!_

      • sevan akcatel
        sevan akcatel  2 days back

        pile of -------

        • T G
          T G  3 days back

          Hey Maher, you're one funny f-ck !

          • Dick Park
            Dick Park  3 days back

            Temporary spending bills, that have become permanent expenditures. We compile debt like no other... Pay on the interest and push it forward. Who in reality could live their life like this and not be destitute or in prison? California is off the charts. And the leadership refuses to change course, out of pride? Corruption? Or just political power tripping? We will see what the future brings.

            • Dj Supreme
              Dj Supreme  1 weeks back

              Come together.....LMAO!

              • Riot FiftyThousand
                Riot FiftyThousand  1 weeks back

                There is always a position for Pussy eater, you just have to go the right employer.

                • CrushingRock
                  CrushingRock  2 weeks back

                  I just notice something... all panthers are BLACK!!! Why is their name black panthers???

                • Robert Weiner
                  Robert Weiner  2 weeks back


                  • anthony ramos
                    anthony ramos  3 weeks back

                    I don't really find this funny.....later

                    • Bri W
                      Bri W  2 weeks back

                      You wouldn't. Bye

                  • JD Palmer
                    JD Palmer  3 weeks back

                    😂😂😂😂 The one about the three black panthers

                    • Schizo
                      Schizo  3 weeks back

                      Filth israel supporter

                      • alonzo calvillo
                        alonzo calvillo  3 weeks back

                        At 4:10 I thought he was going to pullout a box of corncobs.”Up your economy with Bill Maher’s manly ass cleaners”.

                        • Stephen Sharp
                          Stephen Sharp  4 weeks back

                          Whatever happened to the truck that crashed into Eric's face?

                          • Mohammed Rayyan
                            Mohammed Rayyan  4 weeks back

                            ALLAH GOD ALMIGHTY SAYS IN THE LAST TESTAMENT THE HOLY QURAN : 17 / 13-14 :
                            Every man's fate We have fastened on his own neck: on the Day of Judgement, We shall bring out for him a scroll which he will see spread open. (It will be said to him): "Read thine own record: sufficient is thy soul this Day to make out an account against thee".
                            REPENT NOW BEFORE DEATH ARRIVES ♨ 🔥 ♨

                            • Allen Cooper
                              Allen Cooper  4 weeks back

                              Bill's totally wrong on Bert and Ernie, they have the same job he has

                            • Joy Smith
                              Joy Smith  4 weeks back

                              I love the colour of your shirt the hot pink one . You are very bad Bill

                              • Mike Mike
                                Mike Mike  4 weeks back

                                Is that all you've got?

                                • Tamara Bossler
                                  Tamara Bossler  4 weeks back


                                  • Teacher Mark
                                    Teacher Mark  4 weeks back

                                    Bil can be.bullying uncircumcised dick.

                                    • Recusant BilE
                                      Recusant BilE  4 weeks back

                                      John Wayne toilet paper is ruff tuff and don't take shit off of nobody.

                                      • mano a mano
                                        mano a mano  1 months back

                                        I think all that smiling and pointing shit really got going with Hillary. Clap and smile, point! Clap and smile, point! Clap and point! point!

                                        • James Pearson III
                                          James Pearson III  1 months back

                                          I’m an Andrew fan, and I loved this joke! Along with all the others😅

                                          • Dom Jay
                                            Dom Jay  1 months back

                                            7:07 Noooooooo. I can't unsee this now LoL :P

                                            • Niko Pawlowic
                                              Niko Pawlowic  1 months back

                                              Bill Maher, Rough and Ready toilet paper? You're ass can take the hard stuff? He's just wanting to see what jokes we come up with for that!

                                              • Timothy Brown
                                                Timothy Brown  1 months back

                                                Say what you want about my man Bill, but unlike orange crush the not so funny clown president, Bill actually is and will always be so to the haters....SCORE BOARD BITCHES!!!! X  DPPPPPPPP

                                                • Goodwins all access Media service provider

                                                  Do I really need to remind Americans that we are in the United States of America - Why would any normal good sane person want to support a person or any party promoting consistently working actively to divide us? Seriously 😐 people get WoKe. I heard the phrase “This guy would lie about the weather” but I never thought I’d see it especially not from the President of the USA lol what a twat what kind of idiot are you Donald? Trump needs to be arrested ASAP and removed if this means Civil War than so be it - whatever it takes this criminal needs to be put behind bars along with his circle of disgusting deplorable crooks like Barr- Just imagine - In this lying cheating crooked seemingly traitorous corrupt racist propagandist Trump criminal enterprise administration backed by a complicit corrupt GOP Republican Swamp supported by foreign donors praised by ruling hard line dictators emboldened by religious institutions - fanatics and freaks favoured by far right wing white national suprematists - fascists - sexist bigots - racists - mislead patriots - uneducated idiots - right wing private/public/social news media - lunatic trolls - conspiracy theorists and communist Russia electively producing hard line right wing state sponsored Trump TV blatantly promoted by Fox propaganda fake news media - John Bolton was the voice of reason - NOW THATS A GREAT CONCERN FOR EVERY VOTING AMERICAN
                                                  Some people will completely trust anyone to easily believe anything and simply support everything to rally around something - whatever it takes-even if it’s unrealistic nonsensical stupid propaganda concocted to mislead gaslit to deceive and hurt them- it’s all good- IT’S SOMETHING better than nothing like End immigration - We call these people STUPID TRUMPSTERS

                                                  • Vinny M
                                                    Vinny M  1 months back

                                                    I respect your opinion but I would suggest that if you want people to take you seriously that you try not to be such a hypocrite in your opinion. Im neither Republican or Democrat but if I wanted to share an opinion, I would use facts and not name-calling to get my "point" across. Also, every president of our great nation has had their controversy. If you want to "get woke" I would take a strong look at the state of our nation and come up with a plan yourself to fix the amount of debt that illegal immigration is posing on legal taxpayers. While you're at it, why not tell us how you would solve the racial divide that is going on this country. You think that only white people are racists? Everyone has a bias and no one sees others as equal. The not so distant past is filled with bloody wars, racial injustice, slavery, and inequality. The only way that is going to heal, like everything else, is with time. Time will heal all wounds. Rather than hate the current state of politics because you obviously did not get your way, why not try to make a real difference in the world and apply yourself to something more worthwhile.

                                                • Frankie B
                                                  Frankie B  1 months back

                                                  its ok as long as Van Jones laughs :P

                                                  • Bernie Earthstein
                                                    Bernie Earthstein  1 months back

                                                    I have never seen, heard nor read anything by Maher that was witty, funny or smart.

                                                    • Bernie Earthstein
                                                      Bernie Earthstein  2 weeks back

                                                      @Bri W Thank you. It's an honor.

                                                    • Bri W
                                                      Bri W  2 weeks back

                                                      @Bernie Earthstein your name is is Bernie that speaks volumes about you.

                                                    • Bernie Earthstein
                                                      Bernie Earthstein  2 weeks back

                                                      @Bri W Little Maher used to also be a Jew like me. But he lacks courage, intellect and humor.

                                                    • Bri W
                                                      Bri W  2 weeks back

                                                      @Bernie Earthstein Lame as your name. Jewman

                                                    • Bernie Earthstein
                                                      Bernie Earthstein  4 weeks back

                                                      @Daisy D Hillary falling down while trying to escape a crowd in her Scoobie Van.

                                                  • Jonathan Lever
                                                    Jonathan Lever  1 months back

                                                    Deep goat 😂

                                                    • Zelda Williams
                                                      Zelda Williams  1 months back

                                                      Damn, Paul McCartney I didn't need to know that shit!? Just why, and I'm kinda glad Linda is not around to hear that but, Stella is please keep some mystery, celebrities, we don't need to know, all your damn, business?! Smdh.😟
                                                      Now, when I hear the 70's tune "listen to what the man said" I'm gonna think about John Lennon!?🤫 No, that just aint right?😬
                                                      And don't come for me, I'm just a music lover! 🤨

                                                      • kat lover
                                                        kat lover  1 months back

                                                        Zelda Williams I wanna hold your hand ...hmm

                                                    • Terry H
                                                      Terry H  1 months back

                                                      skips past the trump sons, the idiots... why??? please let the koch curse hit donnnnie and his kids... lol...

                                                      • 55jhjhjkjk
                                                        55jhjhjkjk  1 months back


                                                        • Tracy Avent
                                                          Tracy Avent  1 months back

                                                          hey Hey HEY... no dissing Del Taco!

                                                          • Bob Loza
                                                            Bob Loza  1 months back

                                                            @Tracy Avent Sorry, Señor.

                                                          • Tracy Avent
                                                            Tracy Avent  1 months back

                                                            @Bob Loza muchach-O to you.

                                                          • Bob Loza
                                                            Bob Loza  1 months back

                                                            Sorry, muchacha. Taco Bell rules!

                                                        • Ken Welch
                                                          Ken Welch  1 months back

                                                          I need that toilet paper. My ass can take it!

                                                          • Joshua Sweetvale
                                                            Joshua Sweetvale  1 months back

                                                            Bill Maher is capable of *learning* and *growing.* How else is he gonna be all smug and superior?

                                                            • rachelle peterson
                                                              rachelle peterson  1 months back


                                                              • red Buoy
                                                                red Buoy  1 months back

                                                                Filthy.... but funny

                                                                • Mark Cody
                                                                  Mark Cody  1 months back

                                                                  Maher stole that “Come Together” gag from the Stern show.

                                                                  • William Ford
                                                                    William Ford  1 months back

                                                                    Pity that cannot afford Script Writers, otherwise may have an interesting show.

                                                                    • trunk monkey
                                                                      trunk monkey  2 months back

                                                                      Politicians on Porn Hub? I had Donald Trump sibscribed to my feed

                                                                      • trunk monkey
                                                                        trunk monkey  2 months back

                                                                        Then around 2016 he deleted his account

                                                                    • cshubs
                                                                      cshubs  2 months back

                                                                      We need toilet paper from the makers of Lava soap.

                                                                      • Bernie Houston
                                                                        Bernie Houston  2 months back

                                                                        I liked the debaters pointing line, but Joe Biden is do a new he saluted someone in both debates. Real presidential.

                                                                        • Flemming Bisgaard
                                                                          Flemming Bisgaard  2 months back

                                                                          When I heard Yentl I shocked on my beer trying to laugh. Hilarious.

                                                                          • Colin Skelding
                                                                            Colin Skelding  2 months back

                                                                            Ernie and Bert hang out and smoke pot just like Bill.👍👍😜

                                                                            • Jeffrey Gillespie
                                                                              Jeffrey Gillespie  1 months back

                                                                              And they also have a hit TV show, I think you're onto something

                                                                            • nucking futz
                                                                              nucking futz  2 months back

                                                                              I thought he was going to put up a graphic and compare them to Beavis and Butthead :-)

                                                                          • Julian T.
                                                                            Julian T.  2 months back

                                                                            "Country Strong" is a pretty retarded title, I'll give him that.

                                                                            • David Brandenburg
                                                                              David Brandenburg  2 months back

                                                                              and you both get electrocuted!.

                                                                              • Lynn Turman
                                                                                Lynn Turman  2 months back

                                                                                Hey perv, show us the smart ones instead of the dirty ones.