Game Theory: How to Win At Love (According to Dating Sims)

  • Published: 22 March 2016
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    It may have taken TWO YEARS, but I've finally put together an episode on everything Dating Sim games can teach you about getting a real-life date. And surprisingly, for as simple and pervy as games like HuniePop, Love Hina, and Pico Sim Date might be, they actually have a lot to teach us about how to get a real live date. So sit back, relax, and enjoy How To Get A Date...according to dating sims.

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Comments • 26 467

  • Lord Hoppy
    Lord Hoppy  23 hours back

    For anyone wondering what game it was that he asked what the hell is that and the screen told you that you didn't want to know the game is called "amorous" you uncultured swine

    • Bruce Wane
      Bruce Wane  2 days back

      WRONG it does not work

      • Raven
        Raven  2 days back

        Hehe is acceptable if your Michael Jackson

        • loveleen singh
          loveleen singh  3 days back

          D.N.A girl anyone ??

          • Gonzalo
            Gonzalo  3 days back

            i feel bad returning to this vid for date advice like 3 years later... (THANKS DAAAAD)

            • Emma's Arts
              Emma's Arts  4 days back

              I would ask but I'm too scared-

              • Karol'S playing
                Karol'S playing  4 days back

                not every polish name is weird to pronounce, like karol

                • UNCLE JOE
                  UNCLE JOE  5 days back

                  I am so lonely

                • Running Late
                  Running Late  5 days back

                  Right when Mat said "Just go up to her and say Hi", a crocodile bit my character when I was playing Far Cry 3. Crocodiles man... they gotta get some love too, y'know?

                  • InkayNgOG
                    InkayNgOG  5 days back

                    Hehe is effective if your Micheal Jackson

                    • Heartmoon 123
                      Heartmoon 123  5 days back

                      This concludes poetry
                      Me: i spent $10000000000000 for this!!!!!!!!

                      • Blursed Images
                        Blursed Images  5 days back

                        What about Michael Jackson? He likes hehe, why not open a conversation like that

                        • bweimer13
                          bweimer13  6 days back

                          "Oh come back next week for round two!" That's what you said about Mass effect and here we are 3 years later... Still waiting for part 2...

                          • Des Productions
                            Des Productions  6 days back


                            • Jesus Soto
                              Jesus Soto  1 weeks back


                              • Ele
                                Ele  1 weeks back

                                I just got a match on a dating app and I’m watching this again

                                • Elizabeth
                                  Elizabeth  1 weeks back

                                  I'm really Late too watching this game theory, 3 years late. and can I say mat pat 2016, just makes me sad now considering America's predicament?

                                  • wgstormer
                                    wgstormer  1 weeks back

                                    Roses are red grass is green give me your money or ill take your spleen.

                                    • Long Hien Huynh (Jackson)

                                      ok Mat pat, you win me by paraphrasing that phrase telling me to subscribe

                                      • Dęvił VnøzĢamęř
                                        Dęvił VnøzĢamęř  2 weeks back

                                        If someone say "hi" to me

                                        I just ... say "hi" to them because why not ?

                                        • hooneynoots
                                          hooneynoots  2 weeks back

                                          dabs in aromantic sadness

                                          • Sunstar Arts
                                            Sunstar Arts  2 weeks back

                                            This dude seriously has a wife and a son.. I FRICKIN LOVE THIS DUDES LACK OF FUCKS ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY SEXUAL VIDEO ON HIS CHANNEL!!!

                                            • Lali guptha
                                              Lali guptha  2 weeks back

                                              Now I know why joey tribiyani gets all the girls he starts his conversation with how u doing? 😂

                                              • cubic spider
                                                cubic spider  2 weeks back

                                                Best opening: Hellowdy

                                                • Ethan Gohl
                                                  Ethan Gohl  2 weeks back

                                                  I just finished Doki-Doki Literature Club.

                                                  Instructions unclear.

                                                  • Ajax Tanner
                                                    Ajax Tanner  2 weeks back

                                                    ah, yes the three genders.
                                                    Man, woman, and *tentacle totting beast*

                                                    • eevee 99
                                                      eevee 99  1 weeks back

                                                      @Ajax Tanner k

                                                    • Ajax Tanner
                                                      Ajax Tanner  1 weeks back

                                                      @eevee 99 sure

                                                    • eevee 99
                                                      eevee 99  1 weeks back

                                                      So basically another word for furries right?

                                                  • TheKreeEmporer101
                                                    TheKreeEmporer101  2 weeks back

                                                    Good thing I've been practicing via discord DM's.

                                                    • zDammyz
                                                      zDammyz  3 weeks back

                                                      The violet was purple...

                                                      • Hermann Fegelein the antic master

                                                        as a member of the Fuhrer bunker, I can comiferm the first step because of kerbs and Burgdorf

                                                        • Lulu_gymnast
                                                          Lulu_gymnast  3 weeks back

                                                          I have a Polish last name Kowalczyk (Co- wall-z-ic) and literally no one can pronounce it and when someone does actually pronounce it right I get super excited

                                                          • Franci P
                                                            Franci P  3 weeks back

                                                            Plz do petscop

                                                            • Santino Verrua
                                                              Santino Verrua  3 weeks back

                                                              Unfortunately, I don't think I'm forgetting that sub request.

                                                              • jam20o24 AJ
                                                                jam20o24 AJ  3 weeks back

                                                                "Hey asfdgf!"

                                                                • Christopher Edwards
                                                                  Christopher Edwards  3 weeks back

                                                                  Warning!: Subscription porn at the end.

                                                                  • liocon
                                                                    liocon  3 weeks back

                                                                    the intro is dope

                                                                    • GAMING BOY
                                                                      GAMING BOY  3 weeks back

                                                                      Whats the anime name of the Thumnali? or is it a game? if it is then what is the name?

                                                                      • KytZu Puw1ng
                                                                        KytZu Puw1ng  3 weeks back

                                                                        Asdfghjkl best name

                                                                        • Roberto Romero
                                                                          Roberto Romero  3 weeks back

                                                                          Sending someone a picture of a portugese man of war jellyfish wearing sunglasses, and then saying "what's kraken" doesnt work. Trust me, I tried

                                                                          • Zoobie the Popplio
                                                                            Zoobie the Popplio  3 weeks back

                                                                            Konichiwa gets the ladies

                                                                            • Redneck MTG
                                                                              Redneck MTG  4 weeks back

                                                                              I always say "Howdy." Granted my profile pic is me practicing roping, but still.

                                                                              • Dowott boy
                                                                                Dowott boy  4 weeks back

                                                                                I always lead "hehe"as "heh heh" what you said would be more like "hihi"

                                                                                • Galimeer5
                                                                                  Galimeer5  4 weeks back

                                                                                  "Start with the people you hang out with most"
                                                                                  Me: *looks around my empty apartment

                                                                                  • Mack Peters
                                                                                    Mack Peters  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Don’t go to 2:43

                                                                                    • Raymond Lam
                                                                                      Raymond Lam  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Is the pigeon thing Hatoful Boyfriend?

                                                                                      • The Trolling master
                                                                                        The Trolling master  1 months back

                                                                                        2019 anyone?

                                                                                        • Weird Admatan
                                                                                          Weird Admatan  1 months back

                                                                                          Thanks Matt, really!

                                                                                          • iDrawStuff
                                                                                            iDrawStuff  1 months back

                                                                                            huh i tried some of these and now i have a girlfriend huh

                                                                                            • Morgena
                                                                                              Morgena  1 months back

                                                                                              Dating sims helped me get my girlfriend

                                                                                              And I oop.