Meanwhile... Alcoholic Tide Pods Are The Best Way To Drink Scotch

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  • Published: 10 October 2019
  • Meanwhile... Do you like alcohol but worry that simply drinking it doesn't look stupid enough? Stephen Colbert has the answer! #Colbert #LSSC #Meanwhile

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Comments • 814

  • Elizavette Salazar
    Elizavette Salazar  21 minutes back

    More like Uber eats for raccoons automatic with trash can....deliver to nearness corners to you.

    • Jefry Gutiérrez Matías

      Now we can make an alcohol salad with te whiskey tide pod

      • Joseph Godfrey
        Joseph Godfrey  5 hours back

        I'm curious if the raccoons in my neck-o-the-woods will FREAK THE "F" OUT or just enjoy their Uber robot...

        • Char Wright
          Char Wright  6 hours back

          I gotta say that lady in red is a genuine sprinter--form on point 🤣

          • Menno Berga
            Menno Berga  7 hours back

            Make fun of the alcohol pods all you want, at least you can't be roofied anymore

            • J Paterson
              J Paterson  9 hours back

              I really lost it with the “What’s in Your Colon? Capital One”.

              • S Venter
                S Venter  11 hours back

                Oh ffs just tell people what gender your kid is!

                • James Oxford
                  James Oxford  16 hours back

                  This is why Aliens don't talk to us.

                  • Jesse Stewart
                    Jesse Stewart  16 hours back

                    Plastic tea bags? Those sound awful, even just in theory..

                    • Mausemädchen Mi
                      Mausemädchen Mi  16 hours back

                      Those pads seem like a catastrophe waiting to happen. Ever bitten in a tomato and sprayed its innards all over?

                      • Katie Arbuckle
                        Katie Arbuckle  16 hours back

                        Oh what a perfect way to make a Alcoholic Popsicle...hey the Tide Pod joke was getting over done...SO OTTERPOPS suddenly came to me.

                        • Drackar
                          Drackar  17 hours back

                          Come now. It's Uber Eats.

                          • Loki's Buddy
                            Loki's Buddy  22 hours back

                            Self driving garbage cans?!! Gee - and I thought the next door neighbor getting in their car and with one hand taking the garbage can less than 100 feet to the curb was lazy (rolling eyes)

                            • rubert134
                              rubert134  22 hours back

                              You've heard of liver pills. Now there are anti-liver pills.

                              • Sam Day
                                Sam Day  22 hours back

                                We’re shamed from drinking from brown paper bags but encouraged to swallow seaweed bags?

                                • CLureCo
                                  CLureCo  23 hours back

                                  "Prison wallet" ffs......

                                  • Porkchop Sandwiches
                                    Porkchop Sandwiches  1 days back

                                    How to Trick your body into getting Alcohol Poisoning swallow it whole .. this should be made illegal Immediately.

                                    • Josh B'Gosh Reeder
                                      Josh B'Gosh Reeder  1 days back

                                      It's not delivery, it's digiorno. ...but it's delivery.

                                      • Paul Farrington-Douglas

                                        We must eat a peck of plastic before we die.

                                        • Tiina Berg
                                          Tiina Berg  2 days back

                                          Imagining the selfdriving trash cans would be pretty neat of it's programmed to drive back to its home/chargeport/place/thing on collection day.

                                          • Ouss Jazz
                                            Ouss Jazz  2 days back

                                            I exploaded at the UBER joke!!

                                            • EmeraldView
                                              EmeraldView  2 days back

                                              Yep, humanity is doomed.

                                              • Forrest Hecker-Johnson

                                                "Everything is Killing us'
                                                Yes, yes it is. Now excuse me while I kill my self with booze! You are welcome to join me Steven!

                                                • Shimeih
                                                  Shimeih  2 days back

                                                  Im telling you.. we are ruining everything as millenials all for pushing boundaries 😂😂😂

                                                  Whiskey pods... WTF???😂😂

                                                  • Fuuuk the Establishment

                                                    Bernie 2020 all day everyday!!! 🤗 🤗 🤗

                                                    • Selina_Novella
                                                      Selina_Novella  2 days back

                                                      Kudos to Stephen for remembering the scientific name of that plastic. I could not pronounce it let alone memorize it within a day.

                                                      • DeepSeaValkyrie
                                                        DeepSeaValkyrie  2 days back

                                                        They got a self-driving trash can but they can't manage to make a trashcan my neighborhood bears can't get into?

                                                        • LadyZubat
                                                          LadyZubat  2 days back

                                                          Now this is the kind of tide pod challenge I can get behind!!!! Because it's actually meant to be consumed.

                                                          • Tynesha Claiborne
                                                            Tynesha Claiborne  2 days back

                                                            I never liked tea anyway

                                                            • DemonPlayDemonOut
                                                              DemonPlayDemonOut  2 days back

                                                              Anyone else get strong Jon Stewart vibes with that dig at Arby's?

                                                              "Run from the meats."

                                                              • Agnes Kim
                                                                Agnes Kim  2 days back

                                                                Self driving garbage cans. A match made in heaven with self driving cars that confuse garbage cans on sidewalks with people ready to cross the street.

                                                                • Heather Bleu
                                                                  Heather Bleu  2 days back

                                                                  Hey kids if you think the Tide pods are good you should try the cotton candy in the attic.

                                                                  • f.Nienow ScribeofHorus

                                                                    *The CIA is After Me:*
                                                                    Yes, revenge comes in colors. Unless you are the CIA. That's why most people don't wear black to study. The kind of people who blame their friends for their own issues shouldn't wear black. I'll be an information buddy because I've been through school enough. You may seek a knight of many colors or a church if you want revenge! Who dresses the army men? That is ridiculous. That's why terrorists wear blue. Cool colors retreat, so they bring them forward in attack, right? A CIA attack is like your buddy coming to blow your head off. It's a little weird. Green and brown retreat and is common. Yep, little green and brown men. It's okay, I'm a graphic designer... A gentleman will wear red for revenge because he is supposedly ignorant of it. In my opinion, an army should be white and blue and its royalty blue, white, and yellow. There a lot of CIA in the music business. Beware! An aristocracy of tragedy is somehow incorrect because of this. Revenge is a true comedy. White neither retreats or comes forward. It's more static, actually...clouds, foam, blank pages, etc. But it's slow-moving and dangerous. Electricity, lightning, static electricity..

                                                                    • john mcclure
                                                                      john mcclure  2 days back

                                                                      Why did they even make plastic teabags?

                                                                      • Doran Martell
                                                                        Doran Martell  2 days back

                                                                        Ferrero's Pocket Coffee did it when it was cool

                                                                        • WetBob SpongePants
                                                                          WetBob SpongePants  2 days back

                                                                          So maybe the new KINKY fad will be sticking these things where the sun doesn't shine and then...

                                                                          • Namita Sharma
                                                                            Namita Sharma  2 days back

                                                                            I think it was an attempt to be more eco-friendly - the tide pod thing

                                                                            • TVC15
                                                                              TVC15  2 days back

                                                                              I pay hobos to go to the fitness center for me as an alternative cash workout & street cred.

                                                                              • lagrange777able
                                                                                lagrange777able  2 days back

                                                                                These intros are getting more and more out of hand and i like it!

                                                                                • Deborah Kogan
                                                                                  Deborah Kogan  2 days back

                                                                                  This is the best!

                                                                                  • ashesofempires04
                                                                                    ashesofempires04  2 days back

                                                                                    There was a missed opportunity to make a backdoor joke with the Capital One card.

                                                                                    • Tyron Johnson
                                                                                      Tyron Johnson  2 days back

                                                                                      It is sex reveal, not gender reveal.

                                                                                      • Gregorio Nocco
                                                                                        Gregorio Nocco  2 days back

                                                                                        i'm italian and didnt get the digiorno gag. what's diGiorno? (di giorno actually mean "on daytime")

                                                                                        • Somerset Bassett
                                                                                          Somerset Bassett  2 days back

                                                                                          Ubereats*

                                                                                          • Frank Parent
                                                                                            Frank Parent  2 days back

                                                                                            "It's not delivery, it's delissio"

                                                                                            • Cicada Tubular
                                                                                              Cicada Tubular  2 days back

                                                                                              Do I have a drinking problem?

                                                                                              I drink once in a great while.

                                                                                              • Max Doubt
                                                                                                Max Doubt  2 days back

                                                                                                Like those 4 turtles who grew from the slime,
                                                                                                my powers grew when I ate a tide-pod.
                                                                                                Now I'm Detergo, I'll sanitize crime!
                                                                                                Starting with Trump and his feculant squad.

                                                                                                • Loren Renee
                                                                                                  Loren Renee  2 days back

                                                                                                  Hate those plastic teabags. No good for compost, now they’re poisoning you.