Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less


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  • sIyceth
    sIyceth  5 hours back

    2:00 you should have REMOVED the sin for cleavage

    • Wolf Lover
      Wolf Lover  9 hours back


      • AdrFax
        AdrFax  17 hours back

        16:03 I never thought I'd see a "Chekhov's Sin" within my lifetime. Well done, CinemaSins.

        • Majoranimefan123
          Majoranimefan123  2 days back

          Stop making current references to movies that came out after this it’s fucking stupid

          • Juan Consuegra
            Juan Consuegra  2 days back

            Finally somebody as cinema sins says the forced relationship between Scarlett and ripcord which Scarlett never had any interested at all with any other Joe’s if it wasn’t snake eyes and we never got her relationship with snakes in this movie which I know for a fact pissed off a lot of the gi joe fans like myself😑😑😑😑😑

          • 67th Sin
            67th Sin  3 days back

            @13:36 he really said "get your mathematical calculations Off of my Joe boner"

            • Dill Pickle The Cactus Cat

              At this point I’m literally watching movies for free with an added bonus of this fucking dude.

              • Captain Smoke
                Captain Smoke  3 days back

                Every woman in this movie is just a superhot chick. lol What's the redhead's name?

                • AdrFax
                  AdrFax  17 hours back

                  Scarlett Joe-hansson, of course.

                  JK it's Rachel Nichols. She was supposed to return for a third one, but the Rock's busy schedule and Hasbro's slow progress on it has effectively sunk this version of the characters.

              • RandomNumber
                RandomNumber  3 days back

                "Dammit," I said to myself just before watching this video, "I'm so SICK of politics right now. I'll watch some CinemaSins to escape that..."


                • DaemonCaedo1
                  DaemonCaedo1  4 days back

                  Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

                • Pioneering Eagle
                  Pioneering Eagle  5 days back

                  only resion thoughs two wear it is its exspensive and is disined for only tranys who have not bean fuly trained so they can keep up with the team

                  • Thicc Fila
                    Thicc Fila  6 days back

                    Fidget spinners in 2009 I didnt even know

                    • Joey Mulvaney
                      Joey Mulvaney  6 days back

                      The reality behind powered suits like that would be terrible
                      In halo the Spartans are only able to use it because their bodies have been surgically and genetically upgraded so much their bones wont snap like twigs every single time a movement would be made.
                      If normal humans used such suits, they would quickly die, as even their spasms from pain due to the initial movements breaking their bones would continue to break their bodies..
                      Would be bad all around

                      • We've Been Attacked
                        We've Been Attacked  6 days back

                        3:53 discount Oscar Isaac

                        • Orrenman
                          Orrenman  7 days back

                          I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

                          • Kirsty
                            Kirsty  1 weeks back

                            Oh boy, as someone whom is Scottish, that accent was terrible.

                            • Lucian Starkiller
                              Lucian Starkiller  1 weeks back

                              Am I the only one who thought JGL was Dr Mindbender the entire time during the first watch?

                              • Nick Collins
                                Nick Collins  1 weeks back

                                *ITS **18:16** SECONDS!!!!*

                                • ボイshrek the duckボイ


                                  • BestHotboi NA
                                    BestHotboi NA  1 weeks back

                                    9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

                                    • Devonte McCoy
                                      Devonte McCoy  1 weeks back

                                      Don't make me shoot a women that's racist😂😂😂😂😂

                                      • ummm help
                                        ummm help  1 weeks back

                                        G.I. Joe american hero killing hundreds of civilians in foreign countrys

                                        • Ofnir
                                          Ofnir  2 weeks back

                                          Cinemawokesins ...sorry that came off (forced)

                                          • David Bro
                                            David Bro  2 weeks back

                                            Red head chick is 🔥 gonna watch Continuum again

                                            • BigDutchKingTut
                                              BigDutchKingTut  2 weeks back

                                              @13:13 and of course the black guy get brutalized by the police..? That's racist.

                                              • BigDutchKingTut
                                                BigDutchKingTut  2 weeks back

                                                @9:24 and that's racist. 😏😉👍

                                                • Philip Martin
                                                  Philip Martin  2 weeks back

                                                  Everything Wrong With Justice League of America (1997)

                                                  • Brody Ramsey
                                                    Brody Ramsey  2 weeks back

                                                    So you just hate all movies or something?

                                                    • subito113
                                                      subito113  2 weeks back

                                                      Lather, rinse, and obey.
                                                      Its time to wash your hair today!

                                                      • Dominic Sedillo
                                                        Dominic Sedillo  2 weeks back

                                                        Oh man! They said "ATM Machine"!!!!

                                                        • hewstopia H. Christ
                                                          hewstopia H. Christ  2 weeks back

                                                          Drumpf bad

                                                          • Sheryl Wilkins
                                                            Sheryl Wilkins  2 weeks back

                                                            That explains the MAGA rallies. LOL

                                                            • Killergamers118 Windshuttel

                                                              4:28 he sounds like captain Mac Millian, ghost and Soap from the Cod me series

                                                              • tornadosirenlover100
                                                                tornadosirenlover100  2 weeks back

                                                                Oh hay a MST3K reference and I'm only half a minute into the sins!

                                                                • Kobe Teeth
                                                                  Kobe Teeth  2 weeks back

                                                                  A fucking Tremors reference. I can die happy now.

                                                                  • V Supreme
                                                                    V Supreme  2 weeks back

                                                                    Red stuff are tracer rounds

                                                                    • Holy Cucumber
                                                                      Holy Cucumber  2 weeks back

                                                                      Tbh some of these “sins” are actually over the top. It’s like you’re the most serious person who can’t even have a little fun moment.

                                                                      • Holy Cucumber
                                                                        Holy Cucumber  1 weeks back

                                                                        Basketball Kev i get the ourpose is to be sarcastic but at the same time some sins make abosulute no sense at all. In either a funny or serious way

                                                                      • Basketball Kev
                                                                        Basketball Kev  1 weeks back

                                                                        Ohhh the irony of your comment 😂😂😂 you sound like the exact person you just described, youre not supposed to take this channel that seriously lbs its all in good fun my guy

                                                                    • studinthemaking
                                                                      studinthemaking  2 weeks back

                                                                      This movie was so awful. It made cobra looks good.

                                                                      • Man In A Bubble
                                                                        Man In A Bubble  2 weeks back

                                                                        Great video!! Hi GIJOE Fans! Just saying hi. I am a filmmaker about to release a GIJOE Fan Film. Come visit me. :)

                                                                        • Aiden The Green Stone Knight


                                                                          • Chris Grey
                                                                            Chris Grey  2 weeks back

                                                                            I don't see how Channing Tatum is love to keep on acting he can't act worth 💩

                                                                            • Chris Grey
                                                                              Chris Grey  2 weeks back

                                                                              The second GI Joe movie was so bad did cancel the plans for a GI Joe and transformers crossover movie.

                                                                              • Corey Kelley
                                                                                Corey Kelley  2 weeks back

                                                                                I guess you never actually watched the GI Joe cartoon?

                                                                                • Beckett Scott
                                                                                  Beckett Scott  2 weeks back

                                                                                  He did try to shoot the tires

                                                                                  • drewski west
                                                                                    drewski west  2 weeks back

                                                                                    i really used to love this channel
                                                                                    even when the voice actor got updated to you
                                                                                    but the quality has gone so far down hill i just can't abide
                                                                                    your fake, forced laugh is no longer remotely funny
                                                                                    it's just cringe inducing... along with all your shitty attempts at jokes
                                                                                    forced horrible attempts at jokes
                                                                                    i really hope you guys can recover but i fear... it's too late

                                                                                    • David Bolha
                                                                                      David Bolha  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Corel Draw ! Man I still have that program. 😂

                                                                                      • Aeriok
                                                                                        Aeriok  2 weeks back

                                                                                        you missed the Sauce/blood on the accelerator suits, and then there is the control pad that Cobra Commander... its 4 rectangular buttons with no markings on them... leading whoever is using it has to play Eeney Meeney Miney Moe

                                                                                        • Bo Bandy
                                                                                          Bo Bandy  2 weeks back

                                                                                          I don’t remember this movie well but
                                                                                          Joseph Gordon too many names was the crazy bad guy