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We destroyed the NBA's future with a video game | Fumble Dimension Episode 1 SB Nation
1 months back
What happens when you give NBA 2K the worst draft class possible year... after year... after year? This show is a journey into a realm where sports are distorted ...
The search for the saddest punt in the world | Chart Party SB Nation
8 months back
To punt is to give up, and in the 21st century, NFL teams have given up nearly 50000 times. Most of those punts were reasonable decisions. But a few were so ...
The Bob Emergency: a study of athletes named Bob, Part I | Chart Party SB Nation
6 months back
More than 10000 people named Bob have entered the world of sports. Today, there are only nine. Bobs are special people, and in losing them to retirement, we ...
Card Show, Episode 1: Jon Bois Eats Very, Very Old Gum SB Nation
3 years back
Welcome to Card Show, a new series in which Jon Bois and Ryan Nanni try to find the worst trading card in existence. How? By opening one pack at a time.
Every NFL Score Ever | Chart Party SB Nation
3 years back
Scorigami is the art of achieving a final score in an NFL game that has never happened before. It is a term made up by Jon Bois, a concept perfected by Pete ...
The Bob Emergency: a study of athletes named Bob, Part II | Chart Party SB Nation
5 months back
Miss part 1? Watch it here: For more than a century, many of our greatest sports heroes were named Bob. It seemed as though that ...
Uffsides with Jon Bois SB Nation
6 years back
Jon Bois, SB Nation's proprietor of analog weirdness, joins Matt Ufford in the studio to talk about lunch judgment, home schooling, the ol' Gunslinger, and his ...
Kickoffs are stupid and bad | Chart Party SB Nation
2 years back
The NFL kickoff is the stupidest play in sports. It's boring, bad, dangerous, and pointless, and we've got to get rid of it. Subscribe: Check out ...
Card Show, Episode 2: Jon Bois Finds a Hologram SB Nation
2 years back
Jon Bois and Ryan Nanni turn back the clock to 1991 in their efforts to find the most outrageous trading cards, which led to some reminiscing and nostalgia from ...
Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production | Pretty Good, Episode 13 SB Nation
2 years back
In 1987, Philadelphia Eagles coach Buddy Ryan and quarterback Randall Cunningham ran the most unsportsmanlike play in NFL history. The Dallas Cowboys ...
PRETTY GOOD, S2 E1: "NO!!!!!!" Jon Bois
4 years back
Pretty Good is a series about stories that are pretty good. it is written, illustrated, animated, and edited by Jon Bois. more episodes of Pretty Good can be found ...
The Browns live in Hell | Chart Party SB Nation
2 years back
In the season finale of Chart Party, we finally visit the Browns, who are doomed to toil in football agony until the end of time. Subscribe: ...
What if Barry Bonds had played without a baseball bat? | Chart Party SB Nation
3 years back
In the boldest Chart Party simulation yet, we're sending Barry Bonds back in time to re-live every plate appearance of his historic 2004 season without a baseball ...
Troy State 253, DeVry 141 | Pretty Good, Episode 12 SB Nation
3 years back
In 1992, Troy State and DeVry (yup, that DeVry, the one from the commercials) were scheduled to play a game of basketball. What they actually played was part ...
The history of every NFL team | Chart Party SB Nation
2 years back
Some NFL teams are kind of predictable. Others win and lose in ways that defy explanation. This is a scroll through nearly a thousand years of combined NFL ...
Let's talk about Colin Kaepernick | Chart Party SB Nation
2 years back
A common argument we hear these days is that Colin Kaepernick isn't good enough to play in the NFL. This is absolutely not true. Subscribe: ...
3 years back
the 1904 Olympic marathon was a story of fraud, thievery, raw eggs, rat poison, food poisoning, liquor, feral dogs, and at least three separate incidents of ...
Baron Davis From 89 Feet | Pretty Good, Episode 11 SB Nation
3 years back
Baron Davis buried the longest bucket in NBA history — at the buzzer, while being guarded, and despite not being a particularly accomplished three-point ...
Tim Tebow and CFL Hypothetical + Endurance Football - Uffsides Breakout with Jon Bois SB Nation
6 years back
s In Tuesday's Uffsides episode, Matt Ufford asked SB Nation's Jon Bois about two of his more memorable articles -- one involving Tim Tebow and the CFL; the ...
Chart Party: The Terrelle Pryor problem Jon Bois
3 years back
the 2016 Browns are facing a problem with their depth chart that no NFL team has ever had to deal with. their wide receiver can also play quarterback. that only ...
222-0. PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 10. Jon Bois
3 years back
"Beatdown" isn't the word. Neither are "rout" or "clobbering." The word to describe what Georgia Tech's football team did to Cumberland does not exist, because ...
4 years back
written, illustrated, narrated, and produced by Jon Bois. music: "Bluebeard" by Cocteau Twins "I Don't Care Anymore" by Phil Collins "In And Out Of Youth" by ...
Rickey Henderson crushed souls with unprecedented efficiency | Dorktown SB Nation
1 years back
Rickey Henderson revolutionized baseball throughout the '80s and '90s. He got on base at will, and once there, played chess on the basepaths while everyone ...
Chart Party: We decided to erase the three-pointer Jon Bois
3 years back
some people told me they didn't like the three-pointer. so i went back and re-scored the entire NBA 2015-16 season without it. special thanks to ...
What if Shaq missed all 11,252 of his free throws? | Dorktown SB Nation
2 years back
Shaq's free throw struggles are well documented, so we decided to find out what his career would have looked like if he'd never made a single one. Conclusion: ...
Chart Party: My favorite worst baseball player Jon Bois
3 years back
Jeff Francoeur's start was historically great, and the rest of his career has been historically not. but through it all, he remains. he is my favorite baseball player. for ...
This Week in Sports GIFs: Tiger Woods blows up Jon Bois' Computer SB Nation
7 years back
The show where we pick our favorite sports GIFs of the week. This week presents a bizarrely funny GIF sandwiched between two hilarious fails. We would ...
Why you should never vote: an explainer Jon Bois
3 years back
Written, produced, and narrated by Jon Bois at A Huge Dog:
5 years back
full post is here: music: "Blaise Bailey Finnegan III" from Godspeed ...
what year is it Jon Bois
2 years back
hi y'all! i've written a story about the future of American football. you can find it here:
4 years back
written and produced by Jon Bois at music: "I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz.
Worst Video Game Athletes of All time SB Nation
7 years back
Video Games of Old, where a 29 year-old man whines and complains about the worst video game athletes of all time. Mostly he just rags on Shawn Chambers ...
Adam Dunn had the weirdest career in MLB history | Dorktown SB Nation
1 years back
In all of baseball history, you'd be hard pressed to find a statistically weirder career than Adam Dunn's. The king of the Three True Outcomes, Dunn was both ...
'What's Your Opinion' - Uffsides Breakout with Jon Bois SB Nation
6 years back
In one of several memorable exchanges during Tuesday's Uffsides episode, Jon Bois fields a rapid-fire assault of 'what's your opinion on...' questions from Matt ...
The NCAA tournament is a loser machine | Chart Party SB Nation
2 years back
The college basketball postseason is based on two lies. The first is that anyone can win a championship. Admittedly, that's more of a fib - mathematically true, but ...
NBA Y2K. Jon Bois
5 years back
full post coming soon on here is last year's NBA Y2K finale: ...
When Jon Bois drops Kofie Why?
11 months back
Jon Bois just dropped a new video and it's super cool go check it out.
American Gladiators, Bowling Cologne, and Nameless Baseball Wives | Card Show, Episode 4 SB Nation
2 years back
For reasons science cannot fully explain, Card Show continues its quest to find the world's worst trading card. This episode's candidates come from an American ...
5 years back
SB Nation's first-ever video game. coming sometime soon-ish. music: "Everybody's Talkin'" by Harry Nilsson.
Chart Party: We ranked every NCAA FBS football team by its mascot's weight Jon Bois
3 years back
written and researched by SB Nation's Peter Berkes and Jason Kirk. charted and produced by Jon. previously in Chart Party, we erased the three-point line from ...
One of the all-time greatest NFL teams didn't even make the playoffs | Dorktown SB Nation
2 months back
Even the greatest teams are only a handful of disastrous plays away from missing the playoffs entirely. We'll prove it. In fact, the 2010 San Diego Chargers ...
The Rockets rode 3-pointers from the highest of highs to the depths of Hell | Dorktown SB Nation
1 years back
The Houston Rockets have created an offensive system and identity based nearly exclusively on taking shots from either right at the rim or from super far out.
4 years back
full post here: music: "Captain Of Her Heart" by ...
The Breaking Madden Diaries: Brett Favre Returns SB Nation
5 years back
511 passing touchdowns in a game? That's one every seven seconds. This shouldn't be possible. But in Breaking Madden, these are the sorts of things we do.
Goofball Goals - Gameplay Overview Polygon
6 years back
Griffin and SB Nation's Jon Bois become masters of the new sports craze that's sweeping the nation, Goofball Goals. More from Polygon: Subscribe: ...
The NFL's most efficient passers aren't quarterbacks | Dorktown SB Nation
1 years back
The key to a dynamic NFL passing attack is letting non-quarterbacks throw. Since 1970, players at every other position have combined for a higher touchdown ...
5 years back
music: "Jaguar" by Mogwai. full post is here: for many more ...
QWOP Jon Bois
8 years back